Emma. 19. Cancer. Lover of the Batboys and birds. Currently going through a Detroit Become Human phase. Demisexual.

 

portaltwo:

portaltwo:

Hanzo thinks everyone who listens to him is his therapist

Someone on the bus: [bumps into hanzo] oh sorry

Hanzo: no, I deserve it. You see, ten years ago, I committed a horrible crime,

kellyclowers:

alexasenna:

theskoomacat:

catsbeaversandducks:

“Sir, I can has fish?? Thank you, kind Sir!”

Translation:

[weasel? comes up to a fisherman]

Fisherman: Friend, what do you want? [weasel sniffs at a closed bucket with fish] Hungry for some fish, aren’t you? Maybe I should give you a fishing pole? Eager beaver. Let me open it. [weasel is busy digging under the bucket. fisherman gently pokes it] Hey, there is a lid up here. Come on, pick any you want. [weasel grabs a fish and runs away] Hey, no “thank you”? Well, you’re welcome. 

I’m NEVER going to get tired of watching Russians interact with wildlife

It’s a mink

(Source: ampervadasz)

lesbaries:

when you see some cool art but realize it’s re uploaded and that the artist isnt credited 

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doona-baes:

CONGRATULATIONS TO SANDRA OH, WINNER OF 2019 GOLDEN GLOBE AWARDS BEST ACTRESS IN TV DRAMA
she is now the first asian woman to win golden globes in multiple categories

monarobot:

baptizm:

This is Self Care Charizard. Reblog whenever you need a temporary release from whatever stresses you currently have.

need this so bad

(Source: corsolanite)

wildcardarcana:

finnglas:

weirdfaggot:

mockwa:

Стриптиз от Туктамышевой

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I heard about 20 girls in the crowd have a lesbian awakening around 2:40…

I love when athletes/performers are fucking doing great and also just blatantly having the time of their goddamned lives

stream:

“I went to college, I was 18 years old, I looked like I was 11. I lived like a goddamn Ninja Turtle. I didn’t drink water the entire time. I lived on cigarettes and alcohol and Adderall.” 

John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City (2018)

(Source: stream)

appleblonde:

i need to learn not to wear headphones on high volume when watching any game play with Matt in it!